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My Onion Irish horoscopes:

Two recent predictions from literally two random peels of The Onion. I should read it more often.

Cancer June 22 - July 22

Today, April 2:
"In yet another odd grandstanding ploy for attention, the Irish Republican Army has offered to shoot you."

March 7: "You believe there to be only two types of people in the world, those who dismiss your opinions as intensely ignorant and drunk Irishmen."